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We are Randos. We are Cocksmen. I am the Cocksman. Here's why.

I don't know you. You are Rando. One can only hope you may be a Cocksman. I hope; therefore you are. Yes?

No? Not good enough for you? There's more to come. I vow to update this page bi-weekly. 

Some more of my vows:

I vow to cure aids. To kill something, one must find its heart. I've singled out Tom Hanks. 

I vow to end all wars. War is only acceptable if declared upon another human being. For example, I am against the war in Iraq. I am against the mass seal hunt. Yet, I am completely for the public execution of certain people. Like Matthew McConaughy. The man can not carry a movie. His last watchable film was Angels in the Outfield. And 'Sahara' made we want to bang my head against the wall repeatedly. 

Additionally:

I vow to provide appropriate links in the links menu. They shalln't let you down. 

I vow to provide advice and assessment. Whether something or someone needs to be advised or assessed. 

-The Cocksman