A New Hope

That's right, Barack Obama is now president. I'm excited beyond words. It's a good feeling to support your leader. This here is a list of all the things I like about Barack Obama. 

1. He's the best motivational speaker I've heard since Tony D'Amato. 

2. He's a baller. 

3. He is a family man. 

4. He looks good in trunks. 

5. He'll buy you a beer. 

6. He has good taste in women. 

7. He's a jokester. 

8. He's been a published author for almost 15 years now. 

9. Hawaiian, yet rarely boasts about how great his home state is. 

10. Likes Kanye and Bruce Springsteen. 

11. He can dance. 

12. He'd text me updates throughout his campaign and on the day of the inauguration. 

13. He favors a college football playoff. 

14. He's from the city. 

15. Street-cred. 

16. Perfect teeth. 

17. The O-Boner he gives me when he speaks. 

18. Overcame deaths of his parents. 

19. Seems to be in favor of favorable things such as peace, prosperity, freedom of speech, and progress. 

20. He can dance.