Spring Break!

It's Spring Break! Whoohoo, Spring Break! I'm going to have so much fun over Spring Break! Oodles. Buttloads. You name it. Lots and lots of fun. Here are 10 Spring Break activities...

1. Road trip. Go somewhere. You got a week. 

2. Beach. Does not count as a road trip, yet a trip to the beach is in many ways equally desirable. 

3. Baseball. Throw a ball around with the old man. 

4. Relax. Celebrate the freedom of youth by exercising all zero of your responsibilities. 

5. Read a book. Kidding. Unless it's that book. 

6. Visit friends. Visit them at college, at home, or in Cancun. 

7. Spring fling. For those spending break anywhere but their parents' house. 

8. Go to the city. So if anyone asks you if you went anywhere "interesting" over break, you can always mention the city. 

9. Gardening. Because flowers bloom in spring sometimes. 

10. Grill. Get those grills out from the garage and flip me some o' dem fatty patties!

If you can't find the time to do any of these, you can always just Roast Larry the Cable Guy.